So... blogging, huh? According to my wife's posts, they seem to fit in with some sort of unwritten formula.
1. Find a photo of your spouse that is meant to be endearing but actually comes off as mostly embarrassing. Let's see here... I'll one-up her. I've got a video. It's a little sideways, though.
Perfect.
2. Next talk a little about your week. Okay, well I'm on paternity leave for the next fifteen days. That's nice. Hopefully this baby comes before I have to go back to work. I started my own blog, but it has a slightly different formula. Click on the pig's nose if you're interested (oo)
3. Last, mention a small story that illustrates how crazy your spouse is.
Yesterday Season spilt some orange juice on her belly. "Orange Juice!!", was her reply in a disapproving tone as if the juice was a living entity that was actively out to get her, almost like you would respond to a puppy that peed on the rug.
Done.
On second thought, I don't know if this is going to help my chances of not being booted off. I may have to sleep on the proverbial cyberspace couch after this one.
5 comments:
I would like to argue that the orange juice WAS out to get me.
perfectly done
you hit it right on the nose, Tom. This little lady will have a lot to live up to with all this witty writin'.
Hah hah! Season looks cute in the sideways video!
Hey guys! I don't know if I've commented before but I just got updated on your blog(: I am thoroughly entertained but I expected nothing less from Tom. I have loved getting to know you Season and I think you are a perfect match. I had to let my husband read a few posts just so he could see why I was giggling so hard. Some things never change and it is good to see that Tom married someone equally as funny(: I just have to say that I am excited for you to have a baby and can't wait to keep up on your changing lives(: Good Luck with everything! You'll be great parents! Carrie
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