If I ever write a children's book it'll be about a bumbling band of penguins who decide to start a bowling team.
Because look at that guy. Does he look like he could pull a couple of turkeys in the lane or what?
Actually, they'll end up failing tremendously and end up offering themselves up as pins to the other teams who've been blowing them out of the water. And they'll have a grand time and everybody's happy. ...I like happy endings.
I wonder how Infantino would feel about that. I tend to think it'd improve sales.
But in any case, now that my idea's online for the world to see, anyone could steal it.
However, know this, thief: You'll never be able to come up with as good of penguin names as I can.
2 comments:
Names such as.......? I remember when you wanted to have the job of naming city streets. You came up with some doozies!
Season! That idea is genius. I love it! You better start on the book before it gets stolen. You think I'm kidding, but I don't think I am.
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